for the married out there...

"Jeff-God-of-Biscuits" (Jeff-God-of-Biscuits) 08/06/2014 at 18:05 • Filed to: None

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There is a strange amount of truth here...

PS9 > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 08/06/2014 at 18:07

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Mistake #1 is right in the title.

ttyymmnn > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 08/06/2014 at 18:08

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If a man says something in the forest, and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

AM3R > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 08/06/2014 at 18:08

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*Mistakes men who ever spend time around women make

Crocket Bernet > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 08/06/2014 at 18:09

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This is why I'm handsome and single.

No, it's not because I'm incredibly shallow.

*sobs in the corner*

HammerheadFistpunch > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 08/06/2014 at 18:09

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This is the one that, after 7 years, I still can't wrap me head around.

zeontestpilot > HammerheadFistpunch 08/06/2014 at 18:12

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They forget the "ignore mad wife" part and "get chewed out".

$kaycog > ttyymmnn 08/06/2014 at 18:13

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More than likely.

;D

HammerheadFistpunch > zeontestpilot 08/06/2014 at 18:13

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All lines lead to "I apologize"

Dagget > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 08/06/2014 at 18:14

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Are these in any particular order of importance? because I spend a whole shitload of time doing #4 and would like to know just how screwed I am when the time comes.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > ttyymmnn 08/06/2014 at 18:15

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They'll know. They always know. And, yes.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > PS9 08/06/2014 at 18:16

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lol, there's your problem right there!

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Dagget 08/06/2014 at 18:17

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very screwed, just like the other 3.

zeontestpilot > HammerheadFistpunch 08/06/2014 at 18:19

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This is very true. Very rarely, does she apologize to me. But it has to be a full moon, and the 13th must fall on a Friday.

zeontestpilot > ttyymmnn 08/06/2014 at 18:20

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What if it's a compliment, will she still hear it?

ttyymmnn > zeontestpilot 08/06/2014 at 18:23

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She'll hear it, but she'll only think you said it to get sex.

Dagget > zeontestpilot 08/06/2014 at 18:23

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She will but she'll claim it didn't feel like you meant it,and she'll get even angrier about that.

Dagget > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 08/06/2014 at 18:23

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The #1 cause of divorce is marriage.

zeontestpilot > ttyymmnn 08/06/2014 at 18:27

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Well....I'm not gonna deny that.

It's best to say it and then leave her hanging. She'll be expecting it, but it won't come, and then she'll be wrong. Sweet, sweet victory for the man...

zeontestpilot > Dagget 08/06/2014 at 18:29

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And that's when you reply with "well, that's your opinion", and turn around, sit on the couch, and turn on the tv.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 08/06/2014 at 19:31

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5 saying things

6 not saying things

7 thinking about saying things

8 not thinking about saying things

petebmwm > HammerheadFistpunch 08/06/2014 at 20:40

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i tell this to everyone i know who's about to get married... statistically, half of marriages fail, now, if you were to go sky diving, and someone told you one in 2 parachutes opens, would you jump????